I was reminded that Cousin Junior used to refer to Boone’s Farm Strawberry Hill as “space wine” after he drank two bottles, tripped over a goat, hit his head on a concrete block and saw stars for two days.
“I didn’t quit drinking space wine.” said Cousin Junior. “but I did sell the goat.”
Moving along, NBC News reports those sneaky Russians are plotting to beat the great US of A in the race to produce a SPACE MOVIE.
The Russian space agency Roscosmos announced in early May it had selected actors to film a movie called “Challenge” aboard the International Space Station, which may or may not be about a smuggling ring dealing in outrageously expensive space wine.
It would be the first movie filmed in space, beating a previously announced collaboration between Tom Cruise and NASA.
Houston, we have a problem. As proud Americans, we need to spend all of our collective energy making sure our favorite hot-shot pretend jet pilot/bartender/lawyer/sports agent/secret agent/race car driver/vampire is the first actor to chew scenery – and maybe wash it down with space wine –in outer space.
Hopefully, the role will not be that of a whacked-out SPACE COMMANDER.
According to CBS News online, an officer in the fledging U.S. Space Force lost his command after spouting nonsense on a podcast, which is the second most popular way to ruin a career after tweeting something stupid.
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